For those who do absolutely nothing… but do it better than everyone else.
Inspired by one of the most chaotic moments in PMWTSO history, this hat lets the world know you’re in the running for absolutely nothing — and proud of it.
Dad hats aren’t just for dads. This one’s low-profile, adjustable, and built for everyday wear whether you're out building a cult, pitching movies, or just being… idle.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
